The POPOFF Chant - Part I
From A Carol's Christmas
POFOPS: Would you like to know the future? Like to have your fortune
Would you like to see a glimpse of what youll be like when youre old?
The future is a story that has yet to be revealed.
The book is writ for certain, but the final chapters sealed.
Even angels long to gaze upon the words inscribed therein.
But only God can know what kind of answers lie within.
So to understand the future, we must analyze the past.
And see what path was followed 'til the present saw you last.
And then we draw a line from the remote up to the near
To show your lifes direction, then extrapolate from here.
We can see which way youre headed, so we see which way youll go.
We can share with you our findings if you like, just let us know.
Behold, here is the future as it currently appears.
We show you now the way youll likely end your earthly years.
© 1996 Ross D. Martin, MD, MHA